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Who Can Blame Them?

Nation’s Criminals Ask for F.B.I. Investigation Kavanaugh Just Got By Andy Borowitz/ The New Yorker/ October 5, 2018 Photograph by Chip Somodevilla / Getty WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest controversy to envelop the Supreme Court nominee, criminals across the … Continue reading

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Good Boy, Georgie

 BUSH CREATES PAINTING OF WHAT HE IMAGINES IRAQ IS LIKE TODAY BY ANDY BOROWITZ from The Borowitz Report  

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Chutzpah Squared (Satire)

A LETTER FROM A.I.G. By Andy Borowitz/ The New Yorker/ January 8, 2013 NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Today, American International Group (A.I.G.) issued the following letter to American taxpayers.Dear American Taxpayers:In 2008, you paid for a bailout of A.I.G. … Continue reading

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Bullish Indicator: Americans Still Buying Shit

In Positive Economic Sign, Walmart Customers Killing Each Other to Buy Shit Pepper Spraying, Homicide Bullish Indicators, Economists Say by Andy Borowitz/ Nov. 25, 2011 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – In what economists are hailing as a clear sign of … Continue reading

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Goldman Sachs Responds

A Letter from Goldman Sachs Concerning Occupy Wall Street NEW YORK – The following is a letter released today by Lloyd Blankfein, the chairman of banking giant Goldman Sachs:Dear Investor: Up until now, Goldman Sachs has been silent on the … Continue reading

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At Last, Progress on the Job Front

President Obama doesn’t blink in tough negotiations with GOP leaders….. In Compromise, Republicans Allow Obama to Create One Part-Time Job Step in Right Direction, President Says WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In what the White House hailed as “an example … Continue reading

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